When “Lazy Larry” Outsmarts the Bosses

Every workplace has its own mythology. The copier is cursed, IT drinks only energy drinks, and apparently, I’m “Lazy Larry.”

How did I find this out? Simple: the walls are thin, and senior management still hasn’t learned that conference rooms are basically megaphones with carpeting.

There I was, quietly enjoying my lunch (leftover spaghetti, if you must know), when I overheard the VP whisper to the Director:

“We really need to do something about Larry. He’s… lazy.”

Lazy.

Me.

The guy who once stayed past midnight fixing a client spreadsheet so riddled with errors it looked like it had been designed by Jackson Pollock. The guy who literally taught half the office how to use Excel filters without crying. Lazy.

So, naturally, I did what any self-respecting professional would do: I took notes.

Over the next week, I pulled off a series of small miracles. Reports delivered early. Presentations that sparkled with just the right number of tasteful animations. A client call so smooth it could’ve been narrated by Morgan Freeman. I even fixed the office coffee machine (because God forbid we start a Monday with no caffeine).

By Friday, management was all smiles. “Larry, amazing work this week,” they said in unison, as if rehearsed.

That’s when I dropped the mic.

“Well,” I said, sipping my now-hot coffee, “I just wanted to prove that laziness wasn’t the problem. Maybe listening was.”

Silence.

You could’ve heard the copier curse itself.

Moral of the story? Before labeling someone as lazy, maybe make sure you’re not mistaking efficiency, focus, or—dare I say it—quiet competence for slacking.

Because sometimes the “lazy” one is just the only one not running around in circles.

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